🚨🚨RIZIN Fighter “Scary” Kenta Takizawa🚨🚨
ATTN: CONCERNED AUTHORITIES / INTERPOL
RIZIN LANDMARK #1 kicks off Saturday night (10/2) from an undisclosed location in Japan featuring a great (possibly one-sided) match up of YouTube celebrity Mikuru Asakura and Cheech & Chong acolyte Kyohei Hagiwara, along with fights including Masakazu Imanari, Shuto Watanabe, and others. The price point in Japan is pretty steep at ¥3800, but it will hopefully be a fun night and a cool new series.
There’s still no word on international viewing, and it’s looking unlikely at this point, but I’ll be tweeting through the event and will post here afterwards, so subscribe to get an email update.
In the meantime, a public service announcement.
I found this video made by a great and brave YouTube detective.
Terrifying isn’t it? Watch it again. And again. And again. Watch it until you know THE TRUTH.
I thank Our Blessed Lord Jesus Christ 🐑🙏 for an ally in my crusade. Thank you brave soul for having the courage to document the truth of #ScaryKenta.
The hashtag conscious among you may ask why not #CreepyKenta instead of #ScaryKenta as it is alliterative and probably more catchy… DIDN’T I JUST SHOW YOU THE TRUTH??? It is clear we are beyond “Creepy” and into legitimately “Scary” territory.
Other evidence of wanton criminality and prurience:
Thematic resonance with Stephen “Wonderboy” Thompson.
The following video may also help you identify the heinous perpetrator should you encounter him in the wild.
This “man” is crafty as fuck, so be forewarned of his wily ways. We only can pray the following documentation will be of assistance to those who still stand by righteousness and the common good.
This post will be regularly appended until the world knows the truth of his (alleged) evil and confronts his (hypothetical) vicious crimes against decency and humanity.
10/7 - It has sadly come to Fight Pizza’s attention that the new RIZIN Confessions #80 has some startling #ScaryKenta material so I am updating the post for the sake of public interest and safety.
I’m frankly terrified of the screen.
crocodile-looking UFC motherfucker is not Kenta but they’d probably get along
Think of the children!
Oh Lord, I am truly at a loss for words. I can scarcely bear to share the Earth with such devilry.
When will it stop???????
Slightly hidden methodical insanity, but slightly apparent
Auditioning to be a ONE ring girl, possibly as part of an unknown and dastardly ploy
Be like water, and drown small animals
The pinching motion is very threatening
Low-key and hiding from the cops - so devious!
“Which limb should we eat first?”
Struggling with awareness of his depravity, he thinks, “Can I be saved or is it too late?”
I’m not sure if this is him but probably.
FRIENDS, BE ON HIGH ALERT FOR #ScaryKenta.