RIZIN 27 Preview

after Basho

So here we are at RIZIN 27. Yes, it was supposed to be a mega-show in Tokyo Dome headlined by Tenshin v Takeru, but we’ll get a mismatch for the vacated atomweight MMA crown in Nagoya instead… (while the former champ is busy with the far more interesting ONE GP). No worries, a certain otaku segment of Twitter will tell me this card is better than UFC 259. 🤡

Anyway, of all the posts I do on this site, the ones that invariably draw the most ire are the RIZIN preview posts. Trying to avoid this exact thing last time, for RIZIN 26 I did a silly picture preview, but then I felt like that wasn’t enough - that I was being “disrespectful” - so I did another short preview that people complained was too short and called me stupid. So this time, for my last RIZIN preview post, I’m just writing haikus. If you want records and shit, go look at Tapology. Avanti

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Four thousand or so

In Aichi Gymnasium

Is not Tokyo Dome

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Small businessmen,

Homegrown Brasil gaijin stars

Souza and Koike

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Oh for fuck’s sake, not

another forty-year old

for Sudario

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Kanna Asakura

Ayaka Hamasaki

Can you say mismatch?

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That’s all for me. Enjoy the show. ✌

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